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Coffee and Laundry

Hey, are you looking for a little extra work? Not the kind of work that generates income. I’m not talking about stuffing envelopes from home or selling a kidney. I’m talking about honest-to-goodness WORK, the kind that builds character without building equity.

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Something inside my cell phone busted loose. It requires a good deal of shaking before it will perform acceptably. (Don't try this with babies). Given that my current cell phone contract is expired, I thought I'd explore my options for phone service with a new iPhone or Android. Stop #1 was the phone store in the "dancing pigs mall."

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Something inside my cell phone busted loose. It requires a good deal of shaking before it will perform acceptably. (Don’t try this with babies). Given that my current cell phone contract is expired, I thought I’d explore my options for phone service with a new iPhone or Android. Stop #1 was the phone store in […]

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Ninja Pollen Disease

Ninja Pollen Disease

Well, the results are in. After employing the services of two doctors, an audiologist, two ENTs, two radiologists, a chiropractor, a naturopath, a dentist, and a small army of supporting professionals (nurses, phlebotomists, lab technicians, and those people who hide your medical records where the doctor can’t find them) I discovered that my hearing loss […]

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